Miss Poisonality (dulamae) wrote in boston_buddies,
Miss Poisonality
dulamae
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worst week ever

Earlier this week my parents took me to Petsmart to get my nails cut. While I am in the torture chamber, Tanner is out in the store shopping and looking at other dogs. Meanwhile, the evil man in the grooming room makes me cry and be humiliated while he cuts the crap out of me. I tell you what though, I got out in that Petsmart and I took the biggest, stinkiest crap ever, right on the floor in the middle of the store. Take that petsmart!!!!!!


Today my mom came home with this 'duvet' cover. What is she, French? I don't think so. And I am just a boston terrier but I can count. There are 3 boys that live in our house and only 1 girl, therefore, PINK should not be a logical choice for bedding. PINK??? Granted, doofus face Tanner is like a little girl most of the time, but still...




My mom and dad seem to think I am stupid and try to trick me. "Oh no, my cuz is in the bathtub!" Give me a break! (look at Tanner, he is so worried about that cuz)


Look at doofus face totally buying into their games! I am out of there!


Tanner TOTALLY fell for it! What a dork! We are soooo not related by blood.


While I am certainly smarter than mom and dad, they are bigger, and there I am in the bath tub. Do you see the flame of hatred in my eye? Look at doofus staring at me offering no assistance!


and of course the obligatory, "oh look we're clean and naked" photo. I believe that with our age my parents can now be arrested. If you know who to call about this, I beg you to do so! (also if you know how to use the phone I'd like a large pepperoni delivered ASAP)


Please, look into my eyes, save ME.


I will be here horribly depressed until either YOU show up, or the pizza guy!
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