So he is gassy. And I'm not talking occasional stinky dog gas, I'm talking "roll all the windows down", and "move ten feet away" gas. And this isn't every few hours, this is about every 5 or 6 minutes.
Now, as weird and embarrassing as this is, I get really gassy when I am nervous. His previous "owner" handed him over to me today, to be brought to the rescue, so perhaps he's nervous about that (although he is a total love bug with us already, we're hanging out in a hotel room and he's just chillin and playing with a toy I brought him) which is causing this atrocious butt behavior. I'm terrified that the doggy we're adopting is going to be as stinky as him!! It's BAD BAD BAD! This is worse than mine and my boyfriends vegan gas combined!