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Random update from Stain central

Hey all, we have had quite a fun week here in Arizona! We had a storm, our uncle came home from his week long trip away from us, and mom got this new TV she keeps saying that she is in love with. I am sure she doesn't love that tv more than she loves me though. The lady is a little wacky sometimes, but she is by no means completely crazy.


So our yard looked like this...

and I looked like this...


ya, it was not my finest moment, but I was scared!!! I jumped right on that table and was sort of losing my mind. The power went out and there was lightning and thunder for almost 3 hours. It was definitely the worst storm I have ever been through. Doofus Face didn't even seem to notice. He said something about that place that manufactures defective doofus faced bostons, ya know Ohio. He said they had storms all the time. whatever, it was scary!!





When it storms, there is nothing better than digging up all the rugs in the house. I was also opening shoe boxes in my mom's closet, don't question the Stain...I have my reasons.


My blanket cave protected me through some of the storm...but mostly I just ran around and panted and shook a lot. I need to talk to this mother nature lady, she must not have heard of me before, otherwise she wouldn't be sending those storms my way.


Doofus has bad car manners. He doesn't sit calmly in the back seat and fart like I do.


Here is the crazy tv my mom got. I think she got it from the future or something, look at that thing!


Doofus is trying to figure out how to get the food from the food network out of that thing and into our house. He is not very smart.


Ok, back to my beauty sleep.