One of the first lessons he needs to learn is that he doesn't always need to look like a doofus face!!!
Um, this one is going to be a tough lesson.
Dogs ride in the BACK. While back there, fart excessively and blow snot on the windows. Especially if mom just washed them.
DON'T let mom and dad do this kind of stuff to you! This will only be followed by ballerina suits and whatever else that crazy pet store sells.
All of these are MINE.
I am serious about this one...
ok, nobody wants to see this. Lying on your back is a sign of weakness!! When they try to do this to me I squirm and fight!!!
Well, happy birthday little doofus. We have a lot of work to do this next year!