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09 March 2004 @ 06:57 pm
lunchbox under the bed  

Okay, so maybe Lunchbox has been a little neglected lately.  But that is no excuse for the massive collection of my personal belongings, trash, and food wrappers that she has been hoarding under my bed to tear apart.  Pictures are the only way I can convey my equal amounts of irritation and amusement:




can you make out the wendy's wrapper, my leapord hanger, a CHEWED UP BOTTLE OF DARVOCET pain pills (jesus), a hot pocket sheath, a black bowl for hair dye, the inside of a pringles can, and the nail polish?  below is a box of speaker wires, more trash, some wood (what the fuck? where did she even get wood?), and a couple sheets of toilet paper.  ugh.



and here, we see bedsheets, the bottom of my christmas tree, a sales paper, jewlery box, a film canister, and a pair of jeans.



i'm about ready to kill her, when she slides out from under the bed, surrendering, like this:



how do you spank something that looks like that?


she's the cutest thing i've ever seen, but i am ready to thrash her.  this is her after i chose not to beat her, nonchalantly chewing on my the one toy she's allowed to chew on while mounted on a pile of things she is not. 


 


 


that dog is so spoiled.  i've got to institute some discipline or she's going to eat my entire house up--



that's brandon boyd she's eating...


-me-

 
 
Kerry Katekerrykate on March 9th, 2004 06:11 pm (UTC)
Are they nesting or something? Wednesday would tear up anything paper-like found on the floor and put it in her bed. We could never catch her in the act so we could never train her. We finally gave up and every morning we have to clear any paper off the ground before we leave otherwise we come home to confetti.
Jenn: drinkin' sillyastridlynn on March 9th, 2004 09:05 pm (UTC)
Hoarding.
WOW! Looks like she has a whole little apartment under there, in dire need of a maid.

Whenever I'm missing or can't find something the first place I look is in Charlie's kennel. Hmmm....I should check out the underside of my own bed. The other day he came trotting out of the livingroom, just as proud as can be, carrying a 12-pack box of soda....with 2 sodas still in it. The box was almost bigger than he is!
I give you the images I know.weiterate on March 9th, 2004 09:07 pm (UTC)
Re: Hoarding.
HAHAH!
that's awesome.

lunchbox does this REAL SLOW creep past me someitmes with a bad object in her mouth,like i'm not going to notice or to see if she can get away with it...
Genevieve: Rebel & Bellalwaysgenevieve on March 9th, 2004 10:28 pm (UTC)
hahah that is sooo funny. Be careful with those rawhide things.. I have had to shove my hand down their throat due to choking.. I have heard of dogs dying as well...
Ravenvoiceravenvoice on March 9th, 2004 10:37 pm (UTC)
at least she's taking the stuff somewhere that you can find it... i had a runt kitty that took stuff and stashed it underneath the kitchen counter...there was a little gap at the corner where the dishwasher was and we found at least 15-20 lbs of pens, pencils, milk caps, socks, small towels, pixie- sticks, stuffed animals, film canisters, and other various things she found amusing...
Mele: peekaboo Kikomele on March 9th, 2004 10:59 pm (UTC)
that is SO funny, I'm SO happy my dog isn't the ONLY one - I thought she was neurotic or something. I just cleaned out under my bed on Sunday! We had to lift the mattress and box spring off to get to everything. It was a MESS! Torn up paper and who-knows-what in shreds under there. Kiko just looked on sadly and frantically tried to steal stuff as we picked it up. I know she's mad at me for ruining all her hard-earned stash.
Loving Life: Snurfllinthesand on March 10th, 2004 05:25 am (UTC)
That is hilarious! How CAN you fuss at something that cute!!!
dduley on March 10th, 2004 06:34 am (UTC)
quite the stash she has there
Sheribooksaremyhabit on March 10th, 2004 07:54 am (UTC)
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
jasminejasmines97 on March 10th, 2004 04:00 pm (UTC)
oh my goodness!!! lunchbox sure knows how to do it up right! i would hate to see she and jack together, that would be SCARY. jack hasn't been hiding anything lately (that i know of) but has taken to EATING THE TILE by our fireplace. lord help me.