Money talks!
So my mom told me there is some kind of contest going on around here...

Well, my voting friends I just happen to have a little extra cash laying around...

Hm, what mom? Bribing people is not legal???

Are you suuuure?? I really want to win???
Oh, prison you say? Is that like the POUND? The pound like where TANNER CAME FROM?!?!?!???!! A PLACE FULL OF TANNERS?????

I don't know what you're talking about, this was ALL Doofus's idea...I am outta here....
and by the way, my mom said she DIDNT EVEN VOTE FOR ME! I know bribery is illegal, but crapping on the living room floor certainly isn't. She'll be paid back for this betrayal, just you wait!

Well, my voting friends I just happen to have a little extra cash laying around...

Hm, what mom? Bribing people is not legal???

Are you suuuure?? I really want to win???
Oh, prison you say? Is that like the POUND? The pound like where TANNER CAME FROM?!?!?!???!! A PLACE FULL OF TANNERS?????

I don't know what you're talking about, this was ALL Doofus's idea...I am outta here....
and by the way, my mom said she DIDNT EVEN VOTE FOR ME! I know bribery is illegal, but crapping on the living room floor certainly isn't. She'll be paid back for this betrayal, just you wait!
