Mom is waking me up to post on the internet....what does she think she is, my pimp? my boss? Oh ya, she is the one that fills my food dish. *sigh*
I tried to look very pathetic while mom was eating cheese. Notice that tiny tear I shed. It didn't work!
Doofus had to copy me, of course. His eye is so gross, but mom said he is allergic to stuff in our yard. So maybe he should go back to Ohio, right?
Mom got this stupid thing at Ikea. She is CRAZY. I won't even go near it, I mean what kind of dog would go inside a house obviously made for cats???
The Doofus likes to go outside when the sprinklers are on and then makes a huge mess on mom's floor.
Ya, Tanner there is nobody else out there to blame this one on. Sorry. I mean, I don't know how my mom puts up with how bad he is...
Whats that? What is stuck to my chin??? ummmmm.....I must have uh tripped and fell and my face landed in your plants mom??? um or uhhh, ya Tanner pushed me...and I fell in your flowers.