So this weekend I was minding my own business and trying to catch up on my sleep when all of the sudden, there were people everywhere!! I mean thousands of people walking RIGHT past my house and they were all wearing pink and yelling and cars were beeping their horns like crazy. I thought it was an invasion! Then mom said that they were walking 60 miles to raise money for breast cancer research. I thought this was pretty cool so I stood in the window cheering for them for a long time. Mom sure doesn't know how to get behind a good cause, she kept asking me to be quiet.
She finally let me just keep barking, I mean, CHEERING!
This is our shed where mom keeps the big noisy grass eater and other stuff we're not allowed to play with. Well, the other day mom came out because I was making this terrible noise like I was being attacked, but I was actually talking to the SHED CREATURE. Something has moved in under our shed and I must find out what it is!! I go out there a million times a day trying to catch it outside, but I never see it. I just see the holes where it comes in and out. Mom said its probably afraid of me because I am a big tough guy.
Doofus doesn't seem very interested but he comes around every once in a while to see if he can help me. Mom is starting to get annoyed because I want to go out ALL the time now that the Shed Creature has moved in.
After all the shed watching I had to get some sleep.
Finally, here is some video of me demonstrating my excellent skill at disappearing under the covers.
Also, here is a good tug of war battle between doofus and I