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09 November 2006 @ 02:49 am
I know, I know, I have to say, of course I love beastie's little slammed in the door tail, and even that cheeky little pink smiley face of a bum she has, but how many times do I have to accidently touch it? Whether she comes and sticks that round sweaty piece of bum space to my arm (purely by accident of course) or my foot, or she's sleeping and I'm skitching her bum and she jumps up all of a sudden, cause said scratchy fingers to end up in less than prime real estate or we're playing and she whirls around and some part of my anatomy gets bottomized. I mean, I love her, and I love that half bald tail that wags like it doesn't know it's only an inch and a half long, but sometimes I feel like I need to always wear long sleeves and pants and carry purell with me everywhere to prevent that rosy rump stamp from gettin' me!!!

Can I hear some empathy out there??

"Auugh! I've been kissed by a dog! I have dog germs! Get hot water! Get some disinfectant! Get some iodine!!"-Lucy Van Pelt

All I'll say is that Lucy was lucky that Snoopy was a beagle and not a boston or she would have been getting some loving from the other end!
lakinicoyote on November 9th, 2006 02:29 pm (UTC)
Having accidentally nearly rammed my thumb into Max Moo's arse a number of times, I totally empathise.
She likes to rub, rub, rub herself on me when I am petting her, which almost always has near disasterous results.
Annastronautannastronaut on November 9th, 2006 02:51 pm (UTC)
your icon makes me giggle like a teenage girl looking for a prom date.
Annastronautannastronaut on November 9th, 2006 02:53 pm (UTC)
YES! I feel your pain, and think that this is a common thing that nobody talks about.