I sense a disturbance in the house...
UM YA WHUT HE SAYZ
Something has perched on the window, WHAT is it?!
Come down from there, you are not allowed to be up there!
I am serious! You better believe I am going to sit here and wait for you to come down from there. Tanner, you guard the door....Tanner.....DOOFUS???
(Joe's mom would like everyone to know that eventually the hat was put back in the closet because Joey refused to leave the room and sat and barked at the hat for a half an hour)