You have GOT to be kidding me, right?

When, oh when, will tori move us someplace where the sky doesn't make the white, cold poos?
I have had a rough morning.

I knew it was cold, and I really didn't wanna get out of bed.


But she said, "Let's go outside!"
I love going outside, so, I got up.

Then, I smelled it. I'm an old lady, I KNOW WHAT SNOW SMELLS LIKE. Besides, tori never just opens the door to let us outside.
Foxy, that dingbat, didn't have the benefit of my knowledge and experience.

Tori didn't get a picture, but Foxy went FACEFIRST into the snowbank. I giggled.
Tori giggled.
That pappilion always gets all excited and just BLASTS out the door. Bit her square in the butt, this time.

She didn't like it.

I watched, knowing full well what was about to happen.

C'mon, Max, let's go play in it!
(Scuse the mess, that is kind of our 'catch all' room. Some people have a junk drawer, well we got a junk room.)

And I said, not no, but "F*&%^ no!".

"I'm outta here."
"Crap! She shut that door!"

"See this? This is my DETERMINED face."

And this is my "No, please, please.." face.

Finally, she opened the door and I ran back to the bed. and gave her my never fail GUILT FACE.