What The HELL is that thing?!
ok...I can handle it not attacking me..I'm too tired to fight anyway
mom...go amuse yourself, I'll just stay here and make sure no one touches our bed, ok?
This job is so tough...it's not the only thing I do though!
I play dead all the time! It makes mommy worry sometimes, because I do it to get treats. She say's I'm going to get fat if I keep it up.
Time to go for a swim - until next time!