All of you out there in boston_buddies, for the love of all things good, RESCUE ME!!!
Gosh, why can't I pee on paper in the house like the other dogs do?
I can't get up these stairs, which means I'll have to bulldoze through the snow up the hill to go inside.
Fine, there you go, a little pee-popsicle for you
Look, even the CARS can't get out and go anywhere, why should I have to?
Crikey, bostons have to do everything for themselves...
...just have to clear this drift...
Adios amigo's, I have to get this frozen naked bum inside