My mom found this website and thought she'd try to be as funny as them. I dunno if she's pulling it off. I DO know that Venus is my favorite kitty, we play paw games under the door and its really fun. I put my paw under the door and she grabs it, then I smack her paw when she does it and then we both run around crazy and do it again.
My mom mopped all the floors last weekend for some family coming to visit. She piled all our beds up and I found out that 5 beds is like way better than one bed. My mom said "Awww, it's princess in the pee! " Thats kinda gross though because I never peed in the beds I just laid in them, but they do kinda smell like pee because Bentley sometimes pees on his paws and then lays in them probably.
It was so comfortable I fell right to sleep for a while, and then the floors were clean!
...but even then I didn't want to get up.
speaking of sleep though, my favorite place to sleep is in the big bed where my parents sleep, with just a little bit of covers, not like Bentley - he goes all the way under and way down near the stinky feet. I like to sleep with my head and paws out, because its my job to wake up and make sure mom doesn't hit snooze more than 3 times. HAHHAHAH!