It went something like this:
Him: "Have you checked your email?"
Him: "Check it now."
Me: "Why...did something happen?"
Him: "Just do it"
Me: "Hold on a sec......OH...MY...GOD!!!"
48 rolls of Charmin got DESTROYED
I go to work at 8:00am, the house was normal. My husband works nights and wakes up everday around noon . He said when he woke up, it looked like it had snowed in the house. There were bits of toilet paper EVERYWHERE. All over the bed, in the kitchen....on his forehead. :P She dragged the 48 roll bag of TP from the bathroom to the living room and GUTTED it. WOW!
Gertie knows she done a BAD BAD thing
EDIT: While initally shocked at the demise of the motherload of TP, we do find this hysterical funny!!!!