Dear mom's friends:
Today my mom put me through the toments of all torments. She took me to Petco to try on Halloween costumes. Usually we go to Petco for ESSENTIALS. Like food, poop bags, toys, treats, etc. But today we went all the way there JUST to try on costumes!
You have no idea how embarrassing this was for me. So many peoples and their dogs walked right by me and laughed like they had seen the funniest thing ever. I had to stand there and take it because mom told me to stay and well, im the best stayer ever. I was too mortified to move anyways.
But oh the torture!! Even the people who worked there all came and had a look at me... Mom even brought the camera. I hate the camera. She kept saying my name loudly so I would look at her: "Hogwarts! Hoagie! Hogerton! Hog dog! Hoager Head!!" *sigh* My ears barely wanted to stand up due to embarrassment.
My mom is having a hard time deciding which costume to get me. She wants your vote... PLEASE VOTE FOR NONE OF THEM AND TELL HER IT IS DOG ABUSE TO PUT ME IN THOSE THINGS!!!
I guess I have to show you the pictures now... Please try not to laugh too hard.. I have already been laughed at enough today thankyouverymuch.
I have another stupid guy riding on me... I guess im a horse or something.. yuck
No im not a jailbird.. Im a zebra
Not only did I have to go through costume torture but I had to go through seatbelt torture as well! My mom's friend gave her a dog seatbelt. Mom tells me I am the best doggie ever in the car thank you. I just sit and mind my own business while she drives. i am nothing like my crazy Uncle Rebel or my Grumpy old Aunt Tinkerbell. The crap they put my Grandma through while she is trying to drive... SHEESH!
But mom says it's all for safety. She says we live somewhere called Hollywood and people drive like Lunies here. I have seen them for myself but man I hate the seatbelt..
I was hot here.. not happy! Dont mistake my tounge out as a sign of happiness. I was hot.
Wow I bet my sister Lulu was laughing her butt off in heaven today at me! Lucky for her she is already in costume as an Angel. Those wings are permanent so she doesn't have to have mom torturing her trying them on...
Ok help my mom pick a costume ok?
Which Torturous Costume should my mom get me?