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16 September 2008 @ 04:46 pm
 
OH MY DOG GUYZ
SO A COUPLE WEEKS AGO I WAS OUTSIDE WITH MY FRENDS NIIIIIIIIKO ANBD ASIA AND WE HAD BEEN PLAYING IN THE OUTSIDE WHILE WE PLAYED AND WE GOTTED EXCITED AND WHEN WE DID I GOT A SCRATCH ON MY EYEBALL BAD AND I WAS LIKE OUCH AND I KEPT PLAYING AND IT STILL HURTED AND THEM MOMMY SAW IT AND SHE WAS LIKE OH NOES AND THEN WE HAD TO GO TO THE VEGETARIAN AND GET IT LOOKEDED AT AND THEN HE MADE SEWING IN MY EYE BALL!!! I WAS LIKE WHY ARE YOU SEWING IN MY EYEBALL IM NOT A QUILT LOL AND THEN THE NEXT DAY IT WAS BETTER BUT THEN THE NEXT DAY MY EYE SPLODED AND IT WAS GROSS AND THEN THEY WERE LIKE OH NOES AND THEN WE WENT BACK AND THE VEGETARIAN TOOKED OUT MY EYEBALL YES HE TOOKED THE WHOLE THANG AWAY FROM MY EYE AND THEN HE SEWED MY EYE SHUT SHE IT CLOSES AND THEN I COULDNT NOT SEE ANYTHING FROM IT AND I HAD TO TAKE MEDISIN AND IT WAS GROSS AND THEN I GOT HAM AND THEN I GOT TO SLEEP INSIDE ALL THE TIME AND THEN I GOT FRIES AND THEN I GOT MORE GROSS MEDICINE AND THEN I SLEPT SOME MORE AND THEN I ATE SOME MORE AND THEN ONE OF MY FRIENDS CAME WHEN I WAS FEELING BETTER AND WE RAN FASTEREST BUT I CANT SEE AS MUCH AND TODAY THE VEGETARIAN TOOK OUT THE SEWNIG FROM MY EYES SO I GUESS IM BETTER BUT I STILL CANT SEE OUT OF THE EYE BECAUSE HE TOOK IT AND THE SUMUNABITCH SEWED IT CLOSED BUT I FEEL OK AND THEY WERE NICE AND MOMMY AND DADDY WERE NICE AND THE BALD PUPPIES LET ME SLEEP IN THERE BEDS SOMETIMES TOO AND THAT WAS NICE SO DONT LET ANYONE SCRATCH YOUR EYE OR THE VEGETARIAN WILL STEAL IT AND SEW YOU
I WONDER IF THERE IS AN EYE FAIRY WHO GAVE HIM MONEY
 
 
 
(Anonymous) on September 16th, 2008 06:04 pm (UTC)
Oh god, this is so sad, but it's so funny.

I'm glad you're feeling better, Lainey!
Vvolvita on September 16th, 2008 06:05 pm (UTC)
Oops, that was me. :)
Nancy: Angry Bunny - Make Teh Stupid Stop Now!!thebabynancy on September 16th, 2008 06:21 pm (UTC)
i must admit, the vegetarian bit made me giggle.
Nancy: Stella Bella Blue - little lady 004thebabynancy on September 16th, 2008 06:22 pm (UTC)
glad you're all better now! :D
FluffyPinkGerbil: baaaaaaaabby sheeppinkgerbil on September 16th, 2008 06:31 pm (UTC)
Eye Fairy. OMG.



Alanalook_its_alana on September 16th, 2008 06:40 pm (UTC)
This is exactly how I believe Smudge thinks and "talks." Hilarious!!

I'm sure you'll be just fine without your eye :)
Pirate Likes Oatmealpratelikesoatml on September 16th, 2008 08:05 pm (UTC)
aww. how scary. but i think this is the cutest sounding eyeball accident ever.
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Miss Poisonality: crazy joedulamae on September 16th, 2008 09:41 pm (UTC)
Lainey, I am so glad you are feeling better! I went to the Vegeterian today and he shoved something up my ass but I still have both eyes. I will be sure not to scratch mine!
Jennylittlesunflower on September 16th, 2008 09:42 pm (UTC)
Oh, poor funny Lainey. Stupid vegetarians always taking stuff. Gambit is still looking for his manhood. lol. I'm glad she is feeling a bit better, and I'm sure that pretty soon she'll be bombing around just like she always has. :)
Dr. Leo Spacemanauxoriousrex on September 16th, 2008 10:54 pm (UTC)
wut.
Penny Tentiary: tuney mouthfullofdust on September 16th, 2008 11:05 pm (UTC)
I hope you're doing better.
Defying Gravity: Tuffystarlit12 on September 17th, 2008 09:09 am (UTC)
Poor Lainey! Hope you're feeling better!
asavas: funnyasavas on September 17th, 2008 10:19 am (UTC)
I think you should be allowed to sleep inside all the time now! ;)
vix: paw in the Bowl Cam from Puppy Bowl 2006vix on September 17th, 2008 10:38 am (UTC)
You... got HAM?!?!? Vandelay says that is almost worth it!!!
Genevieve: Clementine Staralwaysgenevieve on September 17th, 2008 05:47 pm (UTC)
this is all soooo sad but that made me lolzzzzzzzz