I'm infested...

Me: Well I heard snorting, and there was a foul odour and then I found this pink cocoon...
Inspector: Yup, you've got Bostons, they're very hard to get rid of once they settle in like this...
Me: oh no, isn't there anything you can do? It gets under my covers at night!
Inspector: Well, I could trap 'em with some hot laundry out of the dryer, or go into the kitchen and drop something on the floor...

The evidence, I've got Bostons :)

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