kisstherain4me (kisstherain4me) wrote in boston_buddies,
kisstherain4me
kisstherain4me
boston_buddies

Taking out the dogs

Don't you love how your bostons don't seems to understand that mummy can't take them out naked in the morning?

Here's a conversation I have every morning

Me: Just hold on a second guys, I can't find my bra

Sam: Oh come on, I don't know why you wear that thing anyways.

Me: Well you wouldn't, you're a dog, a boy dog at that, albiet with no balls.

DeeDee:MUMMY I CAN'T HOLD IT!!! HURRY UP!!!

Me: If you keep distracting me, this will take longer!! (Pulling on pants)

Sam: No one is going to notice.

DeeDee: Yeah, it will be really quick, nobody cares.

both bostons: MOOOOOOOM!!!! WE GOTTA GO!! (At this point Sam is usually throwing himself at the door)

Me: I'LL BE RIGHT THERE!!! SAM, STOP JUMPING, YOU'LL WAKE UP THE NEIGHBOURS!! (I live in an apartment)

Sam: (in a bratty voice) I'll stop when you come out here!

(I'm trying to put on deodorant and a shirt at the same time)

DeeDee: Mummy, you looked fine before, I'm not wearing anything and I can go out.

(finally leash them all up, put on flip flops, go airborne on the second flight of stairs as Sam pretends he's a magic flying reindeer, and I'm santa's sleigh. They both run so fast down the hall, they run into the front door almost everyday. I lose a flip flop doing warp speed down the steps outside. Insta-pees on both counts, Deedee starts eating all vegetation. Two simul-poos, realize I forgot poo bags, look around to see if anyone's watching, and then use an abandoned drink bottle on the side of the road to scoop up the brown treats. As I head back inside Sam puts on the complete brakes at the bottom the stairs cause he wants a walk, but I'm late for work already. I make some pleading promises and he concedes)


And that is why I'm late for work everyday. (And usually wearing whatever I found on my bedpost)
Subscribe

  • My babies

    I haven't posted in forever... I'm sorry for that. I think I'll be around more often, and I hope all of you will be too. My babies:…

  • rest in peace

    In case anyone still checks this community, I thought I'd post this. My Lainie died yesterday. She had turned 11 years old not long ago. I took her…

  • Hi all!

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    default userpic

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
  • 4 comments