Oh boy do I have stories to last years. Only one for tonight though. All males beware
I hear the dog doing something in one of the other rooms, I pay no attention, probably getting it on with the giant stuffed dog in my room (sad isn't it?) Well my brother comes out of the living room and says:
" Alana, it looks like the dog has gotten into your..... tampons?"
"Great. Thank you."
"I hope those wern't from the trash can."
"Well how else you think she got them?"
"I was hoping she unwrapped them."
"Well she didn't *giggles*"
Then I noticed the stupid giant stuffed dog was in the hallway again, that means she's been getting it on.
"I find it ironic the dog has a need to chew my tampons after getting it on with the giant stuffed dog."
In the mean time my mom is in hysterics and my brother has been scarred for life.
Now that I have scarred your minds, anyone else have an embarassing story to share? Nice "Hello!" story for you all now isn't it :)