Um, mom...the table is gone....
It was RIGHT there when I left!
Call the cops! Alert the media! MY TABLE HAS BEEN STOLEN!!
Cowboy pig...did you see the thief? Which way did he go??
Wait, what...you gave my table away? It is GONE?
I don't know if I will get over this. I am going to lay right here where my table WAS and you can stare at my BUTT!
Hopefully when he sees how much fun he and Tanner can have in this new space he will forgive me.